Even milder buttholes would agree with this, I think.

Donald Trump remembers seeing thousands of Muslims cheering Cam Newton’s pay-for-play scandal.

IT’S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMNIT!!

Butler was close. Plumlee’s email is Yahoo@MisterDookie.com.

Well he had technically become a runner by the time he was hit in the head so it was clean.

Those two bullets he caught are a career high.

First time a Rams receiver has been successfully targeted since Marc Bulger was under center.

This comment might be the literal embodiment of Stockholm Syndrome.

he’s done it while playing a style of basketball that’s more than a little reminiscent of college-era Lamar Odom

It has to, but that’s nowhere near 15 mil. Why not 45 mil while we’re at it, why not 6 billion? It’s ridiculous.

“Oh c’mon that’s not a catch, right?” - The NFL

Give me Mannion, part Manning, part onion!

Thank God.

A better way of expressing frustration that Beamer isn’t working anymore would be to hit the dashboard, no?

I was just chilling, doing a little hunting, when I saw them roll up. I don’t like to pass judgement, but these guys looked weird. They were like a bad semi-Goth band with hipster tendencies for wool and poorly fitting jackets. Ugh, those hats were atrocious too. And they were rolling deep. Women, animals, you name…

Flutie’s dad was long rumored to have a better arm than Doug, but who knew his mother was also better at passing.

Join the club! My wife and son died within twelve hours of each other.

Holy shit I found something I hate even more than either of their comments.

i thought you said they were brothers. they look latino to me.