What if they get died?

Fuck me!

Agree on Pats.

Nope hasn't changed. 4 more and 3 more would signify best year of career

I have all of these beat by a mile.

One thing I’ve learned in my years on this rock, drugs are almost always worth it.

What you're failing to see is that more people are named David.

One of life’s rules:

What vintage are your farts?

Shut up, bitch

Papi, always Papi.

That segment is the second best thing that's been on ESPN in the last 20 years.

Because your wiener doesn't even reach your groin.

Or on the tush

He definitely didn’t steal anything from the ‘Bad Bitch’ aisle

Naw. We got a new secretary who is all tits, legs and ass. I've already beat off to her twice

Um, because he's a fucking baller and Grandpa Red Cheeks is trying to win?

Yes but that was before Concussion was set to be released. And before pearl clutches really got into the zone.

What happened in your semi final matchup this past weekend? What about any crazy games throughout the year?

If my aunt had balls she’d play a ukelele.