“Let’s grab our pre-approved, company-issue utensils and dig into this:”

Can’t

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

This...this is a pretty hot take.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

The only aliens allowed at Augusta are the grounds crew.

“I will be able to say ‘I’ve shared a bath with a Masters winners”

The big Banff

This was pretty, pretty, good.

As a former heavy online poker player, the similarities are staggering and hilarious. Free games and $5 to get you onto the site in the first place? Check. Matching deposit bonuses that slowly unlock over the course of weeks so you’ll keep playing? Check. Constant small tournaments that end quickly so you can get the…

“A golfer’s nightmare: Shelley vs. Kraemer, 334 U.S. 1, 68 S. Ct. 836; 92 L. Ed. 1161 (1948)”

A Golfer’s Nightmare: “WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY’RE RAISING THE CAPITAL GAINS!!!!!!!!?”

Now that I see it in action, I’m on board with Trump building a wall to separate the rest of us from the Browns.

If you think #9 rides like crap, steers like crap, you’ve obviously never driven one of these........

Bold statement.

For whom are the court battles “embarrassing”? I am not embarrassed. Are you? It damn well isn’t the NFL, because - while “corporations are people, my friend” - I am pretty sure they can’t, you know, feel. And, even if they could, I am like, positive that the NFL would be the kind of person that doesn’t feel shame.…

“Deflategate” kept the league in the spotlight for about the exact length of the offseason, yet didn’t come with the scrutiny that exploring REAL problems like players getting arrested or suffering from brain damage.