Especially like how he gets into the details. He's not even exaggerating from cat to idol as a kind of title. He is arguing that HELLO KITTY is not a KITTY by explaining MICKEY MOUSE is not a MOUSE. Quote: "If you say 'mouse' or 'cat,' then that rationale cannot be understood."
I know right? I KNOW RIGHT? The idiocy smacked me so hard I lost the only hair I have on my face. And I'm almost alopecia bald. Like, reading the guy's rant made some of my eyelashes fall out and a nosehair fall like a gentle autumn leaf. I am SHEDDING FROM THE STUPID it's so fucking STUPID. Holy hell. XD
"Hello Kitty is not a cat. If Hello Kitty is a cat, then Mickey is a mouse. That's not how it's said, as Kitty is Kitty, and Mickey is Mickey. It's funny saying it, but the reason is because both Kitty and Mickey are idols. If you say 'mouse' or 'cat,' then that rationale cannot be understood."
Super Mario Bros. aren't brothers, they're jump men.