If I owned a Dodge I get oil changes early. 

Your point is less than moot. Fire up the grill.

Seriously, let's choose a bot. It will make me feel so safe.

I’ll say it again. 283.

283?

283?

Not.

That's where the Mazda 3 comes in.

A Boxter? Probably his mom's car.

Yeah. I’d rather have some new fast food franchises. Who wrote this swill?

Maybe if you got two for that price..

What a swell article....yawn. More proof journalism is a dying art.