If I owned a Dodge I get oil changes early. 

Your point is less than moot. Fire up the grill.

They can have my private jet when they pry it from my cold, dead fingers.

Seriously, let's choose a bot. It will make me feel so safe.

I’ll say it again. 283.

283?

283?

I’ve seen many people die. My job was to try to keep them alive. By far, the worst were alcohol related. The worst? A 30 year old male with pancreatitis and cirrhosis. It took weeks. He ultimately bled out from every orifice including eyeballs and ears. So, there's that.

Not.

That's where the Mazda 3 comes in.

Maybe a bigger house? Or a smaller machine?

Yup.

A Boxter? Probably his mom's car.

Yeah. I’d rather have some new fast food franchises. Who wrote this swill?

We’re all gonna die!!

We’re all gonna die!

Maybe if you got two for that price..

What a swell article....yawn. More proof journalism is a dying art.