I wish an all weather tire was involved in this comparison. If you don’t know, all weather tires are tires that have the mountain snowflake rating while also carrying a UTOGQ treadwear rating. In common terms, they are all-seasons that are designed to handle cold and snow.

What happened with THE JOY OF DRIVING SLOW ?

I’d hold out for the Baloo- it has only the bear necessities 

He has a very punchable face. 

Dude is Australian, rather than getting a Miata, he obviously needs something that will alleviate any homesick feelings, may I suggest the Miata’s misbeggoten competitor, the Mercury Capri

Once again, to Infiniti and beyond!

I told my wife that if I ever decide to become a “bank robber” the tell would be my car suddenly disappearing because she’d probably never even notice it was replaced with a CR-V since it’s legitimately the perfect forgettable getaway car.

Have you seen modern baby strollers? Some of them won’t even fit in my wife’s Escape!

tariffs on U.S. agricultural products, but also whiskey and Harley-Davidson motorcycles.

Not to spoil the smooth flavor of boredom that this car radiates, but what’s the deal with that almost-vertical rear window? I see it on a lot of cars from that era, and have never understood the point of it.

Jeep. Wrangler.

Maybe in Japan things like facts still matter, but we’re making America great one ridiculous rumor at a time!

Can someone please sue History Chanel for fraud as they clearly haven’t been about History for the last decade.

...without the annoying nasal whine?

Buick. They even have commercials on how people can’t find the new buick’s because they can’t believe they’re buick’s so get one that’s a couple years old.

Easy:

6k is a bit steep to start with but I have a vision... Add better brakes, a stroker small block and an overdrive automatic and you’d be the envy of the parade-car guys. The beauty pageant queen, Ms. Bradford County, might even be able to wear a genuine smile as she stares down on your bald head as you cruise her…

Good thing it has that massive bed and tow rating to carry the owner’s pride back home.

The correct answer is “Rambler American Rogue”. Unique, classic 1960s style, ultra reliable, good on gas, and that torquey L6 will win your heart. Just be prepared to hear “Nice Nova!” and “Is that, like, a Dart?” from filthy casuals everywhere you go.

Classic, American, Convertible, Mainstream yet unique…