Kids and parents are all different so only you can answer this and it sounds like you already know the answer.

Better than snakes.

Honestly he’s just describing how a large percentage of the population lives in Saratoga Springs, NY.

Probably doesn’t even have a penis. SMDH.

But that’s missing my point, and the point of Torch’s rant. It takes a lot more work to drive the ‘85 than the ‘19. I’m not anti-progress—progress is great!—but I do think Torch is making a solid point here. If one was to daily drive these two F250s it takes a significantly tougher individual to deal with the ‘85 than…

But that drag race point applies to trucks too. Example, I have an ‘85 F250 that I use as an actual tool once or twice a month. I put maybe 1000 miles on it in a year, but those are punishing miles to drive. It’s four on the floor with a granny first gear, massive carbed V8 with no sound deadening, manual everything,…

Maybe it’s just a bureaucratic problem? As in our English friend has yet to figure out the right person whom to bribe?

Yeah, they’re just getting better and better. Check out the Cumberland from SPAC, the Citi Field show with him playing wolf, the Wrigley and Gorge and Boulder shows, and Eugene from June of last year. Kills me that after 55 fucking years Bobby is still the weak link same as ever, but that’s okay I guess, lol.

Oh I know, don’t get me wrong. I don’t hold his pop stuff against him at all, and some of it is first rate (eg, most of Paradise Valley). I just think it’s hilarious to listen to him play, say, a Scarlet Fire and then compare it to Trey at Soldier Field or whatever. And yet the kids all think Trey is some sort of…

I take a strange satisfaction in watching John Fucking Mayer of all people play circles around Trey when it comes to fronting the Zombie Dead.

Yeah, gotta say I’m surprised by Drew’s anti-Dead take. Are they uniformly, always good? No. But are they a force for good? Hell yeah!

Don’t buy a Jaguar?

You’re right in a vacuum, but the Tara Westovers of the world show this guy for the asshole he is. 

What’s your point? That this turd could theoretically be geared to accelerate briskly to 40 mph, at which point it’d be turning 3k rpms in top gear? It’s still a rolling roadblock, just like the OP said.

No windows push it from just a regular CP into nightmare fuel territory.

Yeah, exactly. Just a garbage review. 100% user error, masquerading as “oh woe is me, a busy parent, too busy to understand how anything works, and when it is explained to me too busy to do anything about, and so I suffer and bitch and moan.”

15 seconds once and they’ll remember it forever. I have my wife in a V60. This is a garbage review. Totally divorced from reality. It’s a great car, and the author is a fucking idiot. That’s the only explanation.

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The Camry dent!

That’s not bad, but a handful of time release Dexedrine and you could’ve easily doubled that.