Keep an eye on Keith Richards. When he decides to return to his home dimension you know shit is truly about to hit the fan here.

He should also cut those damn sideburns.

I like that they make it in 101 proof for us professionals. That's a nice thing that they do.

“knobbier than a ballerina’s toes.”

Exactly. Stuffed crust straight up the ol poop chute.

My goodness that’s just totally backwards and plain old ignorant. CA has been specifically singled out by federal law to be allowed to set their own pollution standards. It is, quite literally, a federal law that allows them to do so. CA isn’t “dictating” a federal law at all, in any way shape or form. It’s the…

A) have you seen the dudes she slept with? Those dudes aren’t in a position to quibble.

The miracle that is full battery power running to ground via an 18 gauge wire.

+1 pair of jorts.

Well said. This is a tough vote. $8k is an obvious NP. $12k is an obvious CP. Right above $10k? Hmmm.

This thing still has a live axle? Jesus. CP for that alone.

I think part of the problem is he's been out of options forever so they can't send him down to work on stuff in AAA without someone else claiming him on waivers.

Don’t sleep on the reminiscing about ‘dragging [those people] to death via pickup’ part of it. 

I don’t get why it’s so hard. All they have to do is take their old design, move the four knobs up top and stick a touch screen below it.

An 81 Accord LX (sedan, 5 speed, same teal color) was the first non-American car my folks bought and they’ve been driving Hondas ever since. I have fond memories of Dad flying down the Merritt Parkway with the speedometer pegged at 86 mph. He also used to let me used to start it and warm it up for him on winter…

Not the comment we need, but surely the comment we deserve.

Yep. Except this time it’s vans and office buildings instead of trains and concentration camps.

Nah, this has Star Trek written all over it.

Funniest shit I read all week. My god. Just perfect.

The bathroom scene with Nixon is an all time great.