Can we get a wellness check on Torchinsky?

A-fuckin-men. It was the sweet spot between not enough technology and too much technology. Pre 80 or 85 and you still have malaise era carburetors and emissions controls along with suspensions straight out of WWII. Post 2000 or 2005 you have propriety computer stuff, tightening safety regulations, and “infotainment”…

Further proof that Drew needs to bring back Robert Evans.

Reading between the lines I think what they're trying to (not) say is that it's been in the shop three days for every one it's been on the road.

+1 mustache ride.

I’m no New England fan (or football follower for that matter), but it doesn’t take one to identify this as total horseshit:

I’m with you on the body and the running gear....but that interior. Ugh. That interior is straight out of every $250-500 mk1 I’ve ever seen. No way I could sit in it knowing I spent $4500 to be there. CP until the interior is redone.

Oh so you’re the one who’s been running that Nihilist Arby’s account.

Exactly. These are rolling road blocks. NP I suppose, but not for me. I’ll take my Panthers in wagon form, thank you very much.

Yeah, um, Jesus was LITERALLY an immigrant (and a minority peace loving hippie). And of course you’ll never find a more perfect embodiment of all the ten deadly sins than Donny Two Scoops..... but what the hell, nothing means anything any more anyway.

You mean you haven’t cut yourself a 2x4 to wedge up against the parking brake console and hold that sucker in there?

I’ve had a few 900 five speeds over the years, but my favorite Saab was a 9000 Aero with an automatic. Sacrilegious I know, but at least I could use full boost without worrying about grenading a synchro.

They’re all too busy rebuilding their made of glass five speeds to find the time to vote.

A) subjective I know, but it’s still ugly, just like every other Z4 that’s come before it.

Can’t believe I had to scroll so far down to find a JR Smith joke. Sad!

Oh no doubt booze was involved, but whether this is an actual scheme she did or something he totally made up in his own head I think it’s safe to say that an absolute mountain of cocaine was the real driving force here.

I was going to go with “I wonder if the kids will have bad IMS bearings or bad head gaskets,” but I’m not very good at jokes either.

Nah, they’re going to fuck Cohen with state charges that Donny Two Scoops can’t do anything about.

You idiot. That’s clearly Mike Didka. Journalist my ass.

In the Volvo world they’re known as either valance or decor panels. Never heard the German word until today.