Blame that old TV show where what’s-his-name jumped forward or backwards decades at a time. Once improper usage gets out there it’s damn difficult to stamp out.

I’m on the anti-Nazi side. You?

You dumb fucking piece of shit. New York wasn’t “scared and beleaguered” on 9/12. That’s the fucking heartland you’re thinking of you dumb piece of shit.

I’m a huge Volvo guy, and have had many an Amazon over the years (current Amazon in the fleet is a 64 wagon with a warmed over B20 in it), and normally I get out my grumpy old man pants when some one cuts one up.....but this.....I’m not even mad, this is AMAZING!

I love how the ad admits to only “minor” rust spots in only “a few” places on the body but insists the frame is totally rust free. That ain’t how it works. They’re hoping to get a buyer who doesn’t know where/how to look for frame rot.

That’s ridiculous! Something like that only happens if you’ve been found guilty of it in a court of law!

Nah. The pro move was to cut a hole in the firewall and pull the cam out from the back via the passenger compartment. I shit you not.

You know him and John Boehner are wife swapping at some campground a few miles off I-80 in Western PA.

No offense, but you’re wrong about golf too. The (arguably) GOAT of the LPGA tour (Annika Sörenstam) played in a handful of PGA tour events and was significantly worse than “middle of the pack.” And that’s nothing against her, it’s just two completely different games, despite being played on the same courses by the…

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Thanks everybody. In my dotage I remembered the switch over to corporate wide architecture as having happened in the early 80s. I guess early 90s would be more accurate?

That R donor / private security guy was Erik Prince.

“the 4.9-litre turbo would also prove to be the last V8 by Pontiac ever to find its way under any Firebird’s hood.”

Nah. God help me, but I was really really good at golf growing up, and I preferred it to hockey and baseball because you could be high as a kite while playing on the high school golf team. So anyway, as a young pup I played a ton of tournament golf. Here’s what actually happened, if it ever gets out of the grays....

Oh man don’t leave us hanging. Tell us more about the collection! Quirky shit is what makes Jalopnik great!

I had a V50 for a while, AWD with the T5 and M66 combo. That thing was a hoot with the ~225 hp it left the factory with. Can’t imagine how fast it is built out to ~400 hp. Very cool build!

That’s a lot of cool old Honda for $5600. Easy NP. I had an ‘89 Si hatchback in the same color combo for a few years which I just loved. New England winters ate it.

My blog would be entitled “both these teams are un-fucking-watchable and god help me I’m somehow rooting for the Celtics.”

Parked proudly in front of a thrift store on a weekday morning is this thing’s natural habitat.

I’m okay with that.