NP. You and me both, buddy.

Houston and Toronto should both be contracted, their players scattered to the wind.

Yes, exactly. Fuck this complicit person. She knew how terrible of an asshole Donny Two Scoops was when she married him, hasn’t once spoken out about his terrible asshole agenda, has stood behind him throughout all of his terrible asshole behavior, and now—as a fucking jobless immigrant no less!—is receiving fantastic…

Good god. That’s perfect.

“War is peace.”

I know people love to shit on Boston teams, Boston fans, and Boston in general. And rightly so! But both the C’s and Red Sox are as fun to watch as any other team in their respective sports. Frankly—and I know this is unlikely—I hope the Celtics get by Cleveland and then do to the Warriors for four games what they did…

While not her car, it was a twin of this one. Light green late 60s/early 70s Chevelle with a 427. I clearly remember the “427" fender badge. The transmission blew up right as the gas crisis hit; she switched to a Ford LTD, then a Cutlass of some sort, then a Chevette, then a Citation. Those cars were so bad she was…

Feed him honey from as close to your house as you can get it. A teaspoon or two several times a day (our daughter loves it on buttered toast as one example). Over time he’ll build up some immunity to the pollen that’s local to you. It’s not a miracle cure by any means, but it’ll help reduce his dependency on drugs.

Two thoughts that haven’t been mentioned that are VERY common in the situation you describe. One, he probably has emotional and/or physical needs that were being met when it was the two of you that aren’t now that it’s the three of you. Obviously he’s doing a shit job at talking with you about this and is instead…

CP.

Don’t know why but I’ve had this one in my head today.

Yeah, this self driving shit has had so few problems in the backwaters of this country—if the lines aren’t painted clearly enough it’ll impale you on a guardrail, no biggie—so hell yes! Let’s turn it loose on the BQE and the Interboro and Hutch. Fuckin great idea.

Hey, don’t forget that once abortion is outlawed there will be no more abortion. It’s not like it’ll move into the back alleys with zero oversight, with all the precious little zygotes ending up in dumpsters or flushed down storm drains, with women bleeding out or dying of what would otherwise be easily treatable…

This needs more love.

If he’s doing 100 miles round trip I’ve got $5 that says he’s doing Princeton-Manhattan every day.

Preferably non-consensually behind a dumpster.

The only one in his ad that’s a potential nice price is the only one not pictured, the SWB E32 735 stick shift for $4k. CP for everything else.

Ashley Feinberg wipes the floor with all of them.

It’s Judith Fucking Miller all over again and I just don’t get it.