Use a twenty you savage

Q: What is ___ doing in Saudi Arabia?

Not to mention it sure as shit set off some airbags. Sketchy business on the part of the current dealership. Anyone who voted NP didn’t click on the link to the before pictures. Easy CP.

My initial reaction to the article was “Gregg Jeffries?!? FUCK that guy!!!”

Here’s a tiny bit of good news happening just down the road from me.

Kind of harsh to leeches and bologna TBH.

Don’t sleep on Coffee Lands, Wine Lands, and Asian Lullaby either. Great stuff, especially if you have kids you’re trying to get into actual music.

I know I’m a few days late to the party here, but I just have to ask: how in the name of everything holy did your buddy manage to accidentally shift from fifth to first? That’s crazy! And, related question, why to you think it was the clutch that ate it, rather than the motor, transmission, or both?

My dear departed Grandpa had polio as a kid. As he aged neither of his feet/legs worked very well. In fact one of his legs was spindly thin and a few inches shorter than the other and he had to wear these crazy shoes to have any chance of getting around.

+1 change of pants.

Oh yeah, for sure it’ll be worth it in 10 years, I was just surprised to hear so many people using ‘present market’ or whatever to sign off on $30k for a 500e today.

First of all, find one that sold for $30k. It’s possible such a beast exists, I’m too lazy to look right now. Second of all, if you do find one that sold for $30k there is zero chance that it’s been lowered and tinted like this one has. Lowered + tinted != best.

What’s with people voting NP ‘because of current market values’? These are on BaT all the time. Quick search returns six recent auctions with an average sale price of ~$15k. Besides from that, I don’t care how clean this one is, if you want top dollar for a collectible it needs to be stock, not lowered and tinted like…

“Well bless my soul what’s wrong with me.”

Exactly. Great example of something that’s at the bottom of its depreciation curve.

Bingo. Trump’s a cheap little shit. Why use his own money when he can use campaign donations from the rubes instead? The paper trail for all of that was sitting right there in Cohen’s office.

First of all it wasn’t me, it was Great Great Grandpappy Mick Molte. And second of all I’m pretty sure it was the horse who made love to him.

CP. That’s a grand or two too much for a 200k mile pre-facelift e30 with a tacky body kit owned by a guy who can’t be bothered to install a seat.

Nice thing about the autopilot on horses is that they’re really good at finding their way back to their stables. Back in the day you could get blind drunk at Old Man McCallester’s place, and as long as you could hold onto your horse on the ride home you’d wake up the next day curled up together in your own stable.

This should be the top post. Hell it should be the lede of the damn article. And don’t forget about his lifetime of excellent, government-run, single-payer healthcare. And his government funded pension which kicks in at 50 and would make many CEOs blush.