Shut her down, we’re done here.

Excellent! Great stuff! It’s a really cool moment when for the first time they hear how the many different parts of an orchestra come together to make all that work.

Same. No, I mean yes, I mean that literally. Our 7 year old daughter is in violin lessons right at this time every week, and it’s my peak farting around on gawker sites time.

Your lips to god’s ear.

Put his fucking head on a fucking pike. And this goes for many many others too.

How are you going to keep them down on the farm once they’ve seen Karl Hungus?

“Herp a derp a herp a derp a herp a derp, doobie doobie do.”

Joke’s on him. The wife and I just got a quickie divorce and all our assets are in her name now.

I suppose it’s nice enough, in its own way. But I’m just not seeing more than $1500 worth of car here. CP.

Peter Thiel: [masturbates furiously]

You misspelled “incredibly overpriced.”

Counterpoint:

Can we also please PLEASE not forget that this is the same guy who let Jr and Ivanka out of felony fraud charges in exchange for $50k. No way Donny Two Scoops ends up president without that happening.

You know how it is with these Audis. Warranty expires at the finish line.

Did he ask for his money back?

Brb having tshirts made....

That John Brennan quote is stone cold.

I think the Roseanne version was indeed intentionally terribad, but I love your Betsy Ross take. Elevating her to hero status has always struck me as odd. And let us not forget that Francis Scott Key was a huge Andrew Jackson man, back when this great land first dabbled in total asshole presidents.

I really really think (hope???) that Mueller has had that thought as well and has squirreled away more than enough on Pence to hang him too. Speaker of the House is #3 in line. If the Democrats win enough to take back the House in November (I know, a big IF, but bear with me here) along with something close to 2/3s of…

Pretty sure Rex Ryan just swings by and takes a big ol dump in them.