Those JD and the Straight Shot concerts are going to just perform themselves.

Yeah I just kind of assumed they had phased them out of both VWs and Audis like 5 or 10 years back. The more you know!

“The real answer is to not carry petty grievances.”

Yeah. I mean I’ve spent decades learning how to predict all the dumb shit human motorists are going to do before they do it. Now I have to learn a whole new system of predicting a whole new bunch of computer driven dumb shit. Sounds exhausting I tell you.

Duran Duransky would be a pretty tight name for a tribute/cover band.

I’d have gone with this one because of the Ivanka, Don Jr., and Eric tie in.

If you’re into houses and such, “Grand Designs” and “Escape to the Country” are both really British and good. “Abstract, the Art of Design” is more varied but also really good. Watch the ones you don’t think you’ll like based on the description too. Like there was one episode about sneaker design—which isn’t my thing…

Mr and Mrs Roof are clearly doing a great job. (/s if it’s necessary).

WTF? He’s obviously talking about Tommy Craggs.

Pfft. Westport? Of course they have crime problems there! That’s why I hardly ever leave Old Lyme, except once in a while to go see the in laws in Bridgewater. Thank goodness the Benz has armored windows.

Fuck. That’s so good you could almost pass for John Barron. Sad! (But good).

It’s fucking moron to you, bub. Have some respect.

Gotta pay extra for that.

Whatever. Let she who has not shot her baby daddy with a .50 caliber bullet through a 1.5" book for YouTube clicks cast the first stone.

Yeah, I mean it is really that simple. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, and sometimes a pathological liar is just a pathological liar.

You should pick on Drew. He’s tall and rangey, but he’s soft.

There’s a Jezebel joke in there somewhere but damned if I’m going to be the one who makes it.

No, it means I have no idea who Adam Jonas is or what he’s done to me and yet I’m filled with a strong desire to punch him right in the kisser.

That’s my takeaway from this as well. Dude’s coke dealer seems to be a total asshole. Rich people in CT should have access to better dealers than this, right? Christ, Skipper, next time just ask your kids for the number of whomever they’re using.

Those extra two cylinders eat up those extra two miles to the gallon ;)