Should’ve stuck it in a barn for 10 or 20 years ;)

Speaking of Paul Casey, did you see that his cell phone case is a picture of his wife in her undies? Talk about this Tiger comeback burying the lede!

I’m a sucker for almost any album where you can hear the cocaine coursing through the amplifiers and Oasis put out a few all time classic ones.

True enough, but unlike the vast majority of Corvettes you could stick this cheap Ferrari in you barn and double your money in ten years. It’s an ugly and unloved model now, but it’s still a built-in-limited quantities Ferrari. It hasn’t quite happened yet, but we’re heading towards a future where every Ferrari is…

Storrs is such a fucking shithole that I shudder to think how, um, unpleasant a Storrs whore would be. And how did she end up there? Get lost on her way to that one bar in Eagleville or something?

VERY interesting! I’m old enough to have driven 1st gen Tercels, Civics and so forth and it’s hard to explain how interesting and revolutionary they were without doing the whole “back in my day” thing. You’ve done an admirable job of that here.

Don’t kill yourself, that never solves anything, but save it for a Monday morning when I’m in a shitty mood :)

Lol, totally made me think of Sartre too. You know, for those times when you really strongly believe in Nihilism.

Stop trying to make me think about things on a Friday evening you bastard. Just let me enjoy a stiff drink and the million horsepower Yugo.

Agreed as well. I also loved the v90 when it came out and then was surprised to find the v60 make the v90 look a little off by comparison when it came out. Pretty sure the next wifemobile will be a v60.

i know you’re just a commentator rather than a full fledged blogger-man, but damn it this is exactly the type of hard hitting investigative reporting I come to Deadspin for. Thank you for your service!

+1 thick manly man finger.

Oh wow that’s cool! I had no idea such a thing existed. You Canadians have all the fun :)

The new ones have moved back toward their boxy roots. It’s taken them a few years (and a firehose filled with Chinese money) but they’ve finally gotten rid of the Ford stink.

The smallest that Nissan goes in the States is the Versa, which is like a 120% Micra. I actually had a Micra as my rental last time I was bouncing around Europe and I’ll admit to being kind of impressed with how much fun it was to drive. Cheap as hell on the inside no doubt, and really only big enough for 2+luggage,…

$50k was his price.

This should be the top comment. Fuck Cy Vance sideways. Dude could’ve ended the Trumps and got bought off for a surprisingly small amount instead. If there was any justice in this world he’d be sharing a cell with Harvey.

Oh fuck that’s good.

Substandard in that lawyers are sniffing around for a eight digit fee despite there being pretty much zero real world problems associated with the substandard product in question.

Great example of two maxims: