Lots of dudes bought these as investments, paying over sticker, and never driving them as they’ve slowly dropped in value. Those dudes are now getting to the age where they’re dying, or maybe needing money for their retirement to be less morbid about it. It’s going to be a looooong time before very low mileages ones…

Yep. The best. Equal parts hilarious and terrifying. One of the great mysteries—at least to me—is how in the world do those letter writers escape their local news affiliate comment sections and find their way to Deadspin? Is it dumb luck or a dark conspiracy? The deep state perhaps? Or is it the aliens???

+1 “your a moran”

“airborne Bon Jovi karaoke orgies”

+1 first rounder.

I live a few miles away and drive through that crossing several times a week. 100% the garbage truck’s fault. Bad bad decision someone made there, trying to sneak through the gates.

In fairness to the Cavs, aren’t we all in a very dark place?

Pictured below, ICE agents hard at work, keeping us safe.

You know what doesn’t care about gross vs. net points? A guillotine.

NP at 81k. Borderline at 181k. Total CP at 281k.

Yes. Exactly. V8 power in a Volvo RWD chassis is best paired with an independent rear suspension. So a 780, or 960, or S/V90, or an 88+ 760 or a ‘91 only 940se if you want to be really esoteric about it.

I know. It’s crazy, right? That D3 platform literally dates to something Volvo dreamed up last century.

I’m a few miles away. Just stopping in to second that it is very clearly marked. Signs and gates in both directions.

I could see it. Use Jeep/RAM profits to fund all the self-driving R&D you need to do, all while building yourself the exact assembly line you need to scale up the self-driving stuff once the tech is ready.

Joke’s on you. Sitting around drinking and rueing your career choices is a great career choice.

Used to happen all the time to John Madden back before he got the RV.

Is that thing hanging in the background a paddle for nakedly spanking his frat bros but in a totally not gay way?

Yeah, I’m thinking Under Secretary for Paying Off Hookers and Collecting NDAs.

Pfft. Rod bearings are a regularly scheduled maintenance wear and tear type of thing. Replace them ever third oil change and quit your complaining you ingrate.