Pfft. That’s what Sarah Huckabee Sanders is there for. Licking that screen clean after His Majesty’s royal dumps.

That’s the gift that keeps on giving the whole year!

No no no. The trick is to make sure they last 100,000 miles, that way there’s plausible deniability if the 100% failure rate develops between 100,001 and 150,000 miles. Probably something the owner did wrong and so on and so forth. If you design them to blow before 10,000 miles you’re never going to get that big…

The only question is what movie was he watching.

+1 burial plot.

They even had their own business cards?

“So I guess just give up and be yoga pants lady?”

Definitely a Trump joke in there somewhere.

And I feel I should qualify all that by saying that my personal drivers run the gamut from 1964 to 1992 (including one that’s theoretically as fast as that 1970 Camaro) and then we also have a 2016 wifemobile/road trip car. I would never try to wring 100% of the performance potential out of any one of the 64-92 cars.…

You’re correct about tires but look at the bigger picture. It takes zero skill to get that level of performance out of a 2016 Accord automatic. Yoga Pants Lady puts her foot on the floor and the car does the rest.

I’m really interested to see what the replacement HGs look like and what part numbers come up. Seems like the internet sleuthed this one out as the wrong part being used for the application.

At least he didn’t try to impeach Bill Clinton over a blowjob?

Some days you eat the pillar, other days the pillar eats you.

He’s all strung out on hopes and prayers.

+1 football move.

Give this man a gift basket!

Nah the porn star lady vouched for the Secretary of State’s remarks.

Anyone else find it strange that the wheels are extremely Alpina-like?

Welcome to 2018, bud. Motto: “making 2017 look good by comparison for 22 days.”

Yeah, it’s hard to overstate how much smaller everything on the road was back then. When I was growing up a few families had Crown Vic wagons, and a few farmers had F150s or Suburbans, but those were outliers. And even on those the bumpers lined up with something like this little Civic. Nowadays though.....makes me…