Lol. Swear to god I wasn’t drunk at the time. Just young, dumb, and speeding.

The safety thing is the big one for me. I wrapped an ‘87 Si around a tree when I was 16. Only dumb luck that I was able to walk away, and only dumb luck I didn’t have a passenger with me who absolutely no doubt would’ve been killed.

How much extra do I have to pay for early access to the next Jaguars Junction? Seriously, got a blank check just sitting right here.

lol. I have nothing substantive to add to the discussion, but that dog comment just kills me. For me and my wife it’s the cat. The damn cat is like 170 in human years, refuses to die, and is a total pervert on top of that. It’s unpleasant, but the damn cat won’t take “no” for an answer.

I actually know him a bit from like 15 or 20 or so years back when one of his kids was in fairly intensive therapy. I had reason to interact with him in a serious setting once a week. The dude is 100% Bill Murray behind the scenes. It’s not an act at all, just truly who he is, whether he’s starring in a movie, taking…

One free round of golf. (Redeemable Monday-Thursday. Does not include cart fee).

LeFell was prominently featured! I mean I’ve been watching football since Montana was a rookie and there has never been anyone with the touch that Brady has when it comes to throwing some totally mediocre guys wide open.

I was bored the other night and fell down a youtube hole of ‘10 best Brady throws’ and ‘5 best Brady comebacks’ and so on.

All four of those suggestions are good ones.

I wish you weren’t right but you are. It should be burnt down, but instead he’ll get sentenced, the lawsuits will get quietly settled, and some other atrocity will pop up in the news cycle to make people forget how terrible this is and how many assholes were complicit over the years.

Keep going and eventually you’ll be able to replace that burned out headlight bulb.

I don’t know. I’m not sure even Van Morrison should ever go full Van Morrison.

What?!? That’s crazy. With a comment like that I assumed he’d have something like a ‘67 long nose 911 with a massaged 3.0 sitting around.

That’s fair. Back in my college days I had a real weakness for girls who drove total shitboxes. Way more fun than the girls whose folks gave them a brand new Jetta or whatever (this was before the CUV craze). Driving shitboxes builds character you know.

Ouch. That’s savage. Gotta ask: what did the chairman drive?

I’m glad to have aged out of that 25-30 ish year old zone where you get stuck going to five weddings per year. It got to where I was judging them entirely by ceremony length. Anything under 10 minutes was acceptable, 10-20 was either almost acceptable or pushing it, 20+ was unacceptable. Had one buddy whose clocked…

I think Green will be best remembered as a dick puncher.

Nissan Altima for sale. White. Automatic. $1500. Ran when parked. No low balls. I know what I got.

I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL MORNING FOR THIS SWEET SWEET TAKE! FUCK YES! GIVE IT TO ME IN ALL CAPS BABY!

Oh god hell no. What a pile of shit. CP not just for this car, but for every other car the guy who did this has ever gotten within ten feet of. Seriously, take away his tools post haste.