There is a distinct benefit to be a crusty old fucker with resting prick face.

I worked in the car business from 2007-2019 (6 years in online sales, 6 years in an upper management operations position) and I can tell you while online sales are going to increase, brick-and-morter car stores aren’t ever going away.

Go fuck off Uber, I work in a healthcare facility, your about as essential and prioritized as a used diaper. 

Isn’t that what’s become of Jalopnik?

Everyone on my Zoom conference just asked why I let out a moan of desire. How do I explain to them I just saw a picture of a Saab 99 Turbo?

I think there’s a place for the Camry. It’s an easy recommendation for any non-enthusiast: they’re all around good cars, just boring. What irks me is that Camrys (Camries?) and Corollas now have “Sport” trims and even “Sport” driving modes and have aggressive styling as though they were anything near sporty. It’s an…

Chevy Astro / GMC Safari because any time you have somewhere to be you wind up behind one of these things going like 20 under the speed limit on the highway, in any lane, and at least 10 under around town. The other minivans aren’t speed demons, but they don’t seem to have this problem as chronically as the…

Why is it that so many people just sit there when the light turns green? Are they waiting for an invitation? When you’re at the front of the line you only have one job to do. When the light turns green press down on the gas pedal.