what ever is on clearance in TJMaxx.

I’ll be at Wonkette next week too, and for the first time since Jezebel fucking started (Seriously. I remember the first day.) I will not be here. Bye Gawker! You made a big mistake.

there’s a huge gap between “too impaired to drive safely” and “too drunk to live safely”.

I love the idea that he wasn’t supposed to call the police on people about to endanger those around them.

Yep, it’s called taxis, uber or friend. You just pulled Pinkham’s law. Congrats.

Okay, I haven’t read through yet, but last week, I discussed writing up a “BCO In Jokes Primer”... and here it is. For all those who are new...

I’m 90% sure she wasn’t serious. Or perhaps she was just trolling.

Holy shit! I didn’t even notice that bolded, italicized, mostly-all-caps editor’s note! Silly me!

“You get a KAZOO!” “You get a KAZOO!” “YOU ALL GET KAZOOS!”

Oh dear. I just know I’m going to be randomly blurting out “KAZOOOOOS!” for the rest of the day. Well played. Well played.

I would do anything for meatloaf, but I won’t do that.