Can’t wait for the “All cancers matter!” protests during breast cancer awareness month

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

There is not enough outrage here, guys. This isn’t fucking funny. And it isn’t a fucking joke. This is serious. . . . . I mean, did anyone actually look at that font? This makes Dan Gilbert’s comic sans seem almost tolerable by comparison.

Saturday, October 13, 2001. The witching hour. A nervous and sweaty Bill Belichick shuffles cautiously into the intersection between two dirt roads in rural Massachusetts. In his hand is a small tin box containing a lock of his hair, a chicken foot, the bone from a cat’s paw and a sachel of herbs. On the inside lid of…

Thankfully for Huma she has a boss that can sympathize with having a narcissistic husband whose dick provides nothing but frustration.

This team is so shitty, the fans can taste it from the parking lot

Hell yes there is. My wife has very enviable auburn hair and you should hear the things she says about strawberry blondes trying to pass as red heads.

Is there classism among gingers, like strawberry blondes aren’t considered ‘real’ redheads - or do they think themselves better than other redheads, like some kind of mestizo of carrot tops?