Oh my god, they would be a good Janet and Brad!

Now please let Amy Schumer and Bill Hader be cast as Janet and Brad and this remake will be soooooo awesome!

Knowing Michigan this is probably just a faked gay love triangle shovel beating, intended to cover up a straight love triangle shovel beating.

Abortion: 2spooky4me

*shakes head sadly* We’ll have to put him down.

DEAR GOD! He’s been bitten by Shia LaBeouf!

If the foremost public intellectual of our day agrees with me on the superiority of Fall, I AM VINDICATED

All this time I wondered if, somewhere, I had an arch-enemy.

Kris, “genius” is not plural for genie. No amount of Kylie’s rubbing is going to make something good come out of that.

The four other members of Machine Zone intend on using the $250,000 to fund their next project: “Oh God There’s No Food Why Didn’t We Make a Game in The First Place Instead of A Shitty Mobile Game Dressed Up as Something Tactical With Boobs.”

Well, she managed to make Justin Bieber like, kind of attractive. I am confused, in the pants region.

Seriously, sometimes it feels like most fashion designers dislike women and would rather just design for clothes hangers and mannequins.

That marriage proposal at the end was the most random thing I heard in a highlight reel.

The blessings of Mara upon you, my friend.

FOR THE LOVE OF TALOS!!!!!

There was also a graphic picture of a complete pair of boobs up earlier, but that image of Brady Hoke and Dave Brandon has since been removed.

That’s Zap Brannigan you’re thinking of. Kirk’s horndog aspect has been exaggerated in memory and parody for so long that people think it’s canon but Kirk in TOS was a very by the book captain for the most part. The book he followed, though, was one that gave a HUGE amount of discretion and leeway to Captains on the…

overcomplicating not-new trends is the lifeblood of the NYT trends section

This thread is for good films that star actual Trans* people.