Clicked through to see if there would be a haiku, was not disappointed.

Praying snow monkey

I may have some more rage about this than I thought.

oh, god dammit

I was worried for your face, but then I saw it still has 1 gold ring left so you’re safe :3

YOU HEAR THAT AMERICA

CABBAGE DOESN’T HAVE TO BE LAME

thank you/fuck you

+1 time Hannah Storm gets a break from this shit

“Hannah Storm is off today.”

“Could Be the Worst Restaurant in America.”

I feel like there was a missed opportunity for the term “Fanvalanche.” You’re welcome.

It’s a jackal!!!?