I once accidentally hit my friend with my car....love tapped, more accurately. I got her a hot pink cake that said “Sorry I hit you with my car that one time”

I was just thinking about that. How there will be movies about this bullshit and we’ll go “nope, it was so much more dramatic and idiotic”

Oh definitely! My brothers and I speak proper/formal Italian because we learned here in the US but my grandparents and my mom and aunt all speak a loose slang version of Italian. Sometimes it really fucks us up lolol

He usually does but he’s from Naples so pretty southern Italy. Sometimes it’s “risot” someti1mes it’s “risodo” lol he does the same thing when pronouncing lasagna!

oh the hard t’s in her pronunciation of ‘risotto’ would drive my old country grandfather insane.

Vaseline and zpacks.

Also, virtually everyone with a recognizable name gets paid for their speaking appearances. It doesn’t make them special....it’s just a benefit of being famous (for lack of better word, caffeine is wearing off.)

This is the closest I’ve ever gotten to watching an episode of KUWTK....

“I’m conflicted because I haven’t got all the details [of the incident] yet, but from the way this has started to play out, it looks like an overstep by an overzealous ICE agent who’s just trying to follow Trump’s orders,” he said.

I would pay for only “elbow scandals” lol

I’m honestly not sure how to take that comment....I am sure, however, that I’m not the only person who understands how to communicate with a partner. Whether it be a long term or one night stand. It makes me sad that your experiences make you feel like I must be the only one.

THANK YOU! No one else noticed my pun lol

Oh I love you lol

It honestly depends on the other person and the situation. If it’s a one night stand, no, I’m not being kind especially because they tend to talk a big game. If it’s a relationship, sexual compatibility doesn’t just happen magically. We both likely have to learn about each other so in that case, I’m more patient and…

You the real MVP

Am I the only one who tells them when they don’t get the job done? My Type A-ness doesn’t allow me to quietly have my time wasted. If you finish and I don’t you best believe you’re hearing about it.

My mom has an old business partner who has a child that attends the same school as Barron and business partner swears on his life that the school put out a letter about Donald and Melania’s “quiet separation” while he was campaigning.

Tucker Carlson is a worthless sack of air who uses red herring conversation points and throws ad hominem attacks because he’s a factless little bitch with a beta male complex.

I’m not one to defend Milo at all and i hate him but his abuse as a child (which there was) is his to handle in his own way. If dark humor is his coping mechanism, then let him use it. His misogyny and racism and such, have at it. But joking about “Father Michael” isn’t a dig at anyone except himself/his abuser.

You’re just the best....the best of luck with the rest of your hosting!