This reminds me of that roast of Ann Coulter where so many just resorted to “lol horse face ugly lady” instead of poking at any of the incredibly low-hanging fruit that Ann Coulter offers.

My Dad jokingly calls getting my Mom drunk “loading the dishwasher”. So I guess the correct answer is about 3 Michelob Ultras.

I’ve never heard of this yellow ribbon thing! I think that’s such a good idea. is there a ribbon color for “will bark and try to jump on you but he’s just trying to lick your face but I swear he really DOES have manners but he’s a dingus and when he gets super excited his brains fall out?”

On a smaller scale, the same thing that happened to Corey happened to me and my family. My ex-husband was a city councilor where we lived. It’s a small position, but it does determine the police department’s budget. When my young male relative came forward to say that he was molested, he filed a police report,…

I’ve lived in Bloomington and Ann Arbor. I must respectfully disagree. Ann Arbor is way more awesome.

My best friend (an IU alumna) just moved there over the summer after her boyfriend got a job teaching at IU. B-town might be my favorite Big Ten college town thanks largely to Upland’s Wood Shop which makes the most divine sour beers I’ve ever tasted.

I went to college about an hour west of Indy and still have a bunch of friends down there and in Bloomington. Indy is really underrated and is surprisingly liberal. Marion County always goes blue in presidential elections. I wish it didn’t have such an unearned reputation as a hick town.

spare me the “indiana is all hicks and corn and terrible people” jokes. it’s fucking annoying. indianapolis is pretty progressive and there’s a lot happening to fight against drumpf and pence all around indiana. there are terrible people in every state.

I’m not victim blaming, I’m saying you can’t say we’re not trying to make things better when probably a fourth to a half of Southern progressives end up leaving the states entirely. The not-so-secret, as you noted in another post, is that cities like Birmingham, Nashville, Atlanta, etc. have become much more…

As a Fermentation major *pushes glasses up nose, gets shoved into a mash tun by a AB InBev rep*, there are actual definitions for “craft brewery” and “microbrewery,” namely annual production of less than 6 million barrels and 15000 barrels, respectively. There’s also the “independent” aspect where less than 25 percent…

I prefer the Danica Roem approach: Don’t ask people to vote for you because of who you are, ask people to vote for you because of what you can do for the state.

I find it interesting (though not really) that the people who defend Depp by saying that he wasn’t previously abusive can’t manage to take into account that he’s gone through many behavior changes in the past few years that he also didn’t necessarily exhibit before. He used to be a pretty good actor, now he’s a…

Culling likely overpopulated deer shouldn’t be seen as a problem.

That’s the thing that really grinds my gears. The story that you always, always hear from these guys is that they aren’t unreasonable, or bad people. They’re just self-reliant, good people who want to be free of busybody outsiders who don’t understand their lives and don’t know their problems telling them what to do…

Taking a deer under someone else’s license is poaching.

My wife and I still ask each other “Are you Sammi and Ronnie done, or done-done?”

In the immortal words of Rob Stark, “stick em with the pointy end”.

I JUST CAME HERE TO TALK ABOUT HARRY AND MEGHAN BUT NO ONE IS UP. GET UP. DON’T YOU HAVE SPECIAL ALARMS FOR THIS SORT OF THING???

There is only one semi acceptable school fundraiser: the donation drive. At the beginning of the year, my son’s old elementary school would announce an amount they were trying to raise and asked each family to donate. If the goal is met, no product sales that school year.

The answer is: avoid big-name schools. State or private.