No, sorry. :)

As someone who is so white that people have to wear sunglasses around me from the glare, and who ALSO notices how easy I have it from time to time due to being whiter than the crayon marked so in the crayon box, bravo to the author. And NOW, that I have noticed this article with my Whiteness eyeballs, feel the back…

I love how most of the comments here would fit in a thought bubble over Garfield's head just fine.