I watched today and it made me very, very happy. Also, it took me a minute to realize that they were supposed to be wearing boxing robes in the beginning, because somehow Martha makes hers look like she’s a professor emeritus handing out diplomas at graduation.

Civilized countries also have clean tap water and healthcare for everyone.

You guys, I have been VERY impressed with the cunt puns lately! Well done, all.

The good news for childless women: people mostly lay off when you hit 40 (if you’re single, at least). I think they’re afraid I’ll blow my brains out if reminded I’m a childless spinster. So I feel no pressure AND I (mostly) get to do whatever the fuck I want, whenever I want. (I still have to go to work and shit.)

I feel like my immediate question will open up a can of worms but here goes nothing.

See, you had a strong troll game with your first post, but then you blew your wad with this one.

Is Beyonce really on par with Anne Frank?

“Look!! Two chords, one after the other!”

Periods? She’s 69 years old. That ship sailed a long time ago. I saw a letter recently from some buffoon worried about what might happen if Hillary got her period and was sick at the same time, and I burst out laughing because it was one of the most idiotic things I’ve ever read.

No.

It’s the new millennium. Just leave a fleshlight and lube under his pillow, he’ll figure out the rest.

Honey, please. “Professional women writers”? lol.

You said instead of. Not in addition to.

Not tearing anyone down. I believe I called her gorgeous with a beautiful voice. Saying I don’t care for her music is not a crime. That’s exactly the blind devotion I can’t understand. She is not the Second Coming. God blesses me enough every day, thanks.

I don’t care for Beyoncé. Is that not allowed? I said nothing about her importance for black Americans. I can certainly take opposing opinions and debate. I can understand how her beauty and perceived power are alluring and even empowering. But, she’s a figurehead. She doesn’t write her own music. She’s gorgeous, has…

I’m not minimizing women of color’s achievements at all. On the contrary, I believe there are so many more women of color who aren’t recognized because they aren’t gorgeous with perfect hair and a billionaire husband. She doesn’t even write her own music. I vastly prefer someone like Alicia Keys.

Not hard at all. Amy Schumer’s whatever-it-was is lame and stupid. Never said it wasn’t. The worship and deification of Beyoncé on this website is sometimes almost frightening.

I know this is incredibly difficult for the writers at Jezebel (and many commenters) to understand, but, Beyoncé is just a woman who sings a couple catchy songs. That’s it. Just some woman with a good voice that none of us knows personally. Commence the gnashing of your teeth and screaming how wrong I am.

She was wearing her costume for the movie she is filming while dancing and mouthing the words to a popular song this is no different than what everyone does musically and dubsmash...this outrage is such a stretch