I swear to fucking god that if they don't do that long teased crossover with Monk—in the last fucking episode no less—I am going to cut a fucking puppy.

It's not stupid…

Oh good, the meds are working.

I honestly never thought I'd see Howard Stern, Dick Cheney, the Juggalos, Tommy Wiseau, Arnold Schwarzenegger, aND myself all on the same side of any issue but killing Superman.

So….his plan is basically to draw alt-right aggro?

You know…

For David Bowie, I shared someone else's musical tribute. Is that positive?

This reminds me of a revelation I had a little while ago. If you think of each 80s action star, they each had their schtick. The thing that made them stand out from the others.

I really kinda dig that song. Then again, I can unironically enjoy Nickelback if I'm in the right mood. It's not a lack of taste, just a lack of standards. I know good music, I just don't mind most of what people call the worst.

Hope this holds up better than my makeup. I live in North Carolina, so the first time I went Pokemon hunting, I came back looking like the Melting Nazi from Indiana Jones.