Eh, Machado about nothing, if you ask me. 

I can’t wait to see the updates, but what the fuck is wrong with you?

It’s an understandable mistake, data shows that the majority of 6'3" bubble-butt black dudes who were dtf on Craigslist Personals looked almost exactly like Dave McKenna IRL.

“Obviously, we’re not a fan of it. He’s a young kid. I could’ve said something at 2nd base but they have tremendous veteran leadership over there.”

Heathcliff Huxtable being a “gynecologist” with his “office” in the basement of his home should have tipped us off that he had a sex dungeon that whole fucking time too.

Fuck you, I can definitely eat a 7 pound steak!

It wasn’t a take, I was making terrible puns in response to OP’s use of ‘the talking heads.’

The real story here is that Hannah apparently has no idea what a moose looks like.

That roof rack will be complete garbage to use though. The tubes are too large in diameter to get normal strap hooks around easily. Using ratchet straps with it is just awful.

I’m a Jeep fan but I have to say, I agree with the Fish Guy. It’s incredibly disrespectful to the environment and an ad like that really encourages bad behavior on the part of Jeep owners. Hunters and fishermen, who make up a large segment of the Jeep market, are (or should be) great stewards of the environment. Jeep…

lol. My point was, that perhaps its time to start not being a dickhead to other dickheads :)

Serious question, I don’t get deadlifting with straps. Seems like you’re more likely to hurt yourself on the descent since the bar is essentially attached to you

The male/female couple is the worst.

I actually teared up when the woman stopped herself from going down the stairs and just fucking did it. I’m such a damn ninny, but I can’t help it. I was proud of her.

He’s the other walk on

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If that’s all it takes to repair a knee then get that pussy Bridgewater out there!

“Maybe it’s that Tom Brady is so FUCKING CLASSY and such a FUCKING GENTLEMAN...”