I gave myself to sin
I gave myself to providence and
I've been there and back again
The state that I am in
Is North Dakota because those fuckers left me here

Money. Free cruise. Plus fleeting, renewed relevance. But mostly money.

Kimmel's tearful plea for affordable health care—including a story about his own infant son being born prematurely—on the eve of one of the failed Trumpcare votes was amazing.

Fucksgiving is St. Vincent's favorite holiday.

Berlin's Love Life is a criminally underrated synthpop album.

Cue Arrested Development faux-Bond music: "For Stephen's ears onlyyyyyyy"

If at any point Moretz says, "I love you, daddy," it'll be my kind of creepy.

Craig Ferguson was Uncle Fluffy Bunny… actually his name was Sid the Cussing Rabbit. I miss him.

Reno Dakota there's not an iota of kindness in you
You know you enthrall me and yet you don't call me
It's making me blue
Pantone 292

Yep. We're close.

I almost went with the Elsinore Brewery hockey players from Strange Brew, but someone beat me to it… that would have dated me even further.

I didn't watch it, really, myself. My younger siblings did. We might be close to the same age.

That's just it. I know I'm getting old—well, for a lot of reasons, but one is because over at iO9 they have a story up about how great the Praetorian Guard look, and I… just don't get it.

The Praetorian Guard look like generic villains from the old 1990s Power Rangers show.

If you do a cursory search for Peanut Butter Twix there are sites where a single package is selling for over ten bucks, and others where a box of 36 is being sold for $450. They were reportedly discontinued in December due to production issues. However, there was also reportedly a banner ad for them on a confectionery…

Eh. I'll cop to Judith and the Head of Holofernes being a personal favorite of mine.

How about "That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm buying a clown motel!"

It was my favorite scene, actually, if for no other reason than the part where Arya compliments the pie and Hot Pie says that most people don't bother to brown the butter before making the dough like he does, because it takes too long. Arya replies, "Mm, I didn't." Hot Pie incredulously asks, "You've been making…

Like I said, it's just my impression thus far; I hope it's not the case. I'd much rather see an ensemble.

Sort of spoilers, I guess: If you watch the trailer from this past week, I think it was, there are more shots of Euron's victory parade through King's Landing and his appearance before Cersei at Court. AltShiftX posted a run-down of it on his YouTube channel a few days ago and he caught that in the parade scene you…