Drunkpinion alert - I can't believe Julia called Mao Tsetung "Chairman Mao." He's NOT MY CHAIRMAN! Glad she lost. Now she can go back to China where she apparently belongs.

All I can say is, my husband has waaaaay more class than the Islam. We have senators over weekly. Well, just the one, but Larry Craig is just amazing. More amazing than whatever the Nigerian, because Larry's not afraid to go shirtless camping with only Marcus, which is what men do (our gay president wouldn't…

Ugh. Anyone watching television tomorrow - or, today?
Whatever. Television watchers are GOING TO HELL!!!
Hell.
hell.
So what I've had a few whiskeys? I'm SAD about my LORD AND SAVIOR's death!
Get of [sic] my case!