Little off topic, but really hate it when people police gender for no reason.

It’s almost as though show business were an entire industry dedicated to making boring people feel important.

I woke up today, resentful of god. But then I heard the news about this, and sang his praise.

I’m surprised this hasn’t happened already, and I don’t mean that in a snarky “why wasn’t this dumb show cancelled years ago?” kind of way. The fame of Kardashian-Jenner klan transcended TV a long time ago. It probably hasn’t been their primary source of income for a longtime and probably isn’t even close to being…

Totally me making this conjecture based on nothing but 14 years of casual viewing and reading Jez articles, but I feel like Kim (say what you will about Kourtney and Khloe...but Kim is the star of this vehicle and they were supporting cast) does not want to figure out how to semi-script what is going on with Kanye…

In his own image??

Wass used text messages sent by Depp as evidence for her claim, which included descriptions of women like “sluts,” “fat ugly whores,” “worthless hooker,” and “withering cunt.”

Deep State HOAX! Gorsuch and Kavanaugh! Total losers! I don’t know them! They begged for jobs! Felt sorry for them! SAD! Make America America Make!

I mean, sure there’s some societal messaging but let’s be real, way less of it now than even 10 or 20 years ago. When you look at models and most actresses, they tend to be on the small side. And famous women with big breasts are relegated to the ‘sexy’ category and/or not taken seriously, unless they downplay their…

“No, it’s just a false flag operation by the Deepstate to distract you from what’s actually going on! Now excuse me while I inject this UV Bleach I got from Alex Jones”

But wait.  I thought it was Antifa infiltrating the protests?  Were Trump and Bill Barr not telling the truth?

“The inheritance initially went to the couple’s two sons” 

There are people who, at the very mention of their name, immediately start draining you of life. Julianne Hough seems like she would be one of those people. The friend you wonder why you’re friends with her.

Hypothetically fuck this hypothetical guy.

Yes. Fuck that one oddly specific guy, indeed.

There is only one Cirque employee who deserves to be fired: the guy who does rigging and scuba at The O. He’s the type of guy who leads on his girlfriend for SIX YEARS before dumping her with no warning, and who waited for that lovely, smart, educated, talented woman’s parents to take them to Prague and Vienna the…

Well-put! Should be translated en Français and dispatched to him immediately.

Ugh. Dude, shut up. Just shut the hell up.

She  could’ve said he kept muttering something in Arabic. Make commercial airlines’ racism work *for* you for a change

“Spirit was acting like they weren’t going to do anything about it,” she said. “Even the pilot told me to go into the airport towards the front desk to ask for police assistance.”