micheala1212
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micheala1212

Santa got into a case of Spanish reds and, how should I put this...Colombian whites.

Why’s my nose bleeding? Ohhh... I fell dowwwwwn.

Last Christmas, I gave you my coke. But the very next day, you passed away.

The sheer number of #notallmen apologists I’ve seen on other threads, whining about “so what, now we can’t even talk to women?” or publicly patting themselves on the back for not being murderers and rapists makes me want to give up on humanity altogether. They don’t get it, they never will, and worst of all, very few

He would have assaulted her no matter what she said or didn’t say.

You are brilliant. SSDGM!

I bet if you checked into the morse code translation the knocks said “told ya so, you smug little shit”. ;)

Fuck!!!!! That means pedro was having some Necrophilia fun. Jesus thats terrifying.

Ghost snacks!

Holy crap! I wonder what was on that paper plate she carried... 

It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

Not only does this film sound unbearably awful, I am completely creeped out by those relationships.

Yeah, that’s right - every year around this time I think about how these women who are already very fit, are cutting back even further and exercising MORE AND MORE to fit some imaginary ideal while wearing giant stupid headdresses and bras. 

Sorry, rant ahead.

I believe “a gender reversed Soul Man” is called a Rachel Dolezal. 

There but for the grace of god, right?

I remember one morning with my youngest I was so damn tired. Just exhausted. He was about 6 months old. Maybe a little older? I was on autopilot and I was just driving to work. I was about a block away from the office and he made a cooing noise - a gurgle or something - after having been super quiet the whole way to

but many hours to binge-watch Veronica Mars.

Well to be fair, there wasn’t a black man involved. 

Massholes?