But will they still have meatballs?

I was obsessed with Full House as a child and honestly I still get some weird comfort in the overwhelming nostalgia from both the original and this reboot- even though they are both genuinely awful. I can’t help it.

Plus this is the perfect kind of show to have on when you are doing other things and not paying full atte…

People whose Mama’s don’t cook with salt and pepper.

This is the only answer.

Can’t a girl hate-watch her nostalgia in peace?!?

A spokeswoman for the agency named Jennifer Elzea maintained, “ICE takes very seriously the health, safety and welfare of those in our care.’

And now some clips that have not aged well!

Noooooo

Not to be weird, but....

Put her in the history books along with Anita Hill who faced a bunch of senators who questioned her character, along with public humiliation, in the name of doing what was right. You ladies deserve better.

I love her so much. 

The way she was treated by Senate Republicans is a disgrace through and through, but that aspect of it really pissed me off. Fuck you Susan Collins, women know who they were assaulted by. It was so condescending and shitty.

That woman is a goddamn hero.

Uh-oh, the scary lady is talking again!
Who’s gonna go change Justice Cry-Baby’s diaper??

That’s going to make for quite the awkward episode.

When I was 19 a cop pulled me over for not having updated tags. The tags were in my glove box, I was just 19 and an idiot an hadn’t put them on yet. My friend and I were all dressed up to go out - mini dresses, heels, etc. The cop made me get out of my car at night on the freeway shoulder, squat down, and put the tags…

Fuck, yesterday was an epically shitty day.

Hang in there. You don’t want to miss the fireworks. They are coming. 

I guess Trump was right.

I’m betting the reason he sounded so affectless in his texts about his family being “gone” is he honestly thought his replacement female would be as cool about as he was: “Gone? Terrific! I shall now move in, sex you, do all the chores, and bear replacement offspring units for you. Beep.” It never occurred to him that…