If only they’d had a gun in their home...oh wait...

The Nighthawk can’t operate in the rain either. Coincidence?

The grease in them is considered to be lifetime, the ball joint itself is not. Most service recommendations I have seen have an "inspect ball joints" line. That alone implies that they are expected to wear out at some point. You can also tell by the number of aftermarket options for the joints themselves, or arms…

Why not ‘neutral’ like other countries use?

“As the situation sits the NHTSA has confirmed that the Model S and Model X suspension systems are not a safety concern.”

Anyone remember the old oil change bit? Ya know, Oil Change (Not needed) and Chassis lube? Many vehicles nowadays come with no greasable ball joints etc. But I still stick a needle under them and lube up. Wonder if this cat did not get regular service? Heck even Mazda told me my next oil change it needed a caliber…

“Fear not, citizen - we have retrieved your stolen truck. Here is a bill for the tow truck, and here is an invitation to donate to the police fund. You’re welcome.”

Speaking of Police Academy, is that Commandant Lassard’s picture on the wall?

He was, but he put it into the wall while understeering.

Goddammit.

I just accepted provolone into my life.

Also, did John Michael Williams go into his local Super Cuts and say “Gimme the Zippy the Pinhead!”??

What do adult babies smell like?
Depends.

Counter-point:

Alcohol just gave him the courage to act on urges he already had when sober.

I laughed too hard at this due to many of my experiments as a kid resulting in something landing on my head and leadign me to question...

That and this:

Nah, SYNC was built on Windows CE. But of course that was ancient and not in any way touchscreen focused.

Twice the doors, twice the occupants in an accident:

I actually prefer the GDC 2013 trailer. The one with “Not Your Kind of People” by Garbage.