Owning once since 2008. And having to do nothing but a set of brakes and some shocks.

And all it took was a straight white guy to make a movie about it!

I’d rather pay more in parts that last twice as long then drive a contour.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA!!! COLECTABILITY!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

It’s a sleeper allright, it’s putting me right to sleep.

An SVT Contour........Yea $500.

It’s the Lead Poisoning mostly.

it’s all about the France family getting their sponsorship money.

But then they won’t find shitty work rewarding. How will real world rich people get richer if nobody want’s to do their shitty pointless jobs?

So in other words, Sounds just like real life.

Also Life is exactly how these games seem to be structured.

No good, can’t see the rolling billboards well enough on a road course. Ovals mean you always see the hood and roof ads.

The car’s electronic brain overheated from having to turn left AND right.

You’ll be OK, this is what happened to me in racing school (I was in the back seat):

Lucas Oil School of Racing must’ve seen just how terrible I was on track,

$500, that’s a LeMons car, and no attempt at “nostalgia” will change that.

Perhaps if his Shtick wasn’t Braying like an ASS, this wouldn’t have happened. Or you know, stay in the sound proof booth if you’re going to make noise and you live in an apartment.

I like, The Air Force brought to you by Lockheed.

The Brady Bill was a shit show full of loopholes. It’s not hard.

Hey I didn’t Actually MAKE a stupid MARINE joke.