DoL has had a ton of money since Obama took office. I have a friend who does this work. He always has something to do.

“What am I supposed to do, sit at the door with a stopwatch?” he said. “I’m not going to do that.”

“Look at this pretty looking game, you can play it as is on your PS4 and TV; Or you can play an inferior version of it on our expensive upcoming ___ device.”

Neither is Gran Turismo anymore.

They are certainly more FUN! GT has drifted off to some pokemon gotta collect them all pretty pictures over playability rubbish since 4.

Nice!

Yea but it makes up for it by being unspeakably uncomfortable, and very difficult to get out of in a crashing aircraft.

Underwear inside clothes.

Don’t worry, the Free Market will solve this!

And yet the Can’t even fire it’s cannon F-35 is there.

Indy cars, open wheel NASCAR. Got it!

8th overall is damn good for a civic. Class A or B?

Nahh when you’re that far down the timing sheet all the passing happens in the paddock.

SO this brings up a weird phobia, is anyone else irrationally nervous about their check engine light burning out so you never Know there’s a problem?

Dude, you’re not at work, put real cloths on.

There WAS a global recession on....

He’s also committing at least TWO health code violations.

Hey, howabout a hat or a hairnet there baby hipster beard.

He’s the candidate the Republicans Deserve.