Well, I mean, you buy a white one then add the decals yourself I suppose.

No, you don’t want the bottom one, only misery awaits you there. Pretty misery, but misery.

That color on the 124 would look bad ass.

You get fucking BLUE!?

You do know what it’s like driving a roadster right? you just turn around and look. Panoramic view in every direction,

Really, Red is the only real color option? I mean yea Italian and all but come on!

one of the major flaws of the internet. Puns on the other hand reign with impunity.

That’s where the funny part of the joke is.

That’s because they still had their good chase coordinator in GoldenEye. Coincidence that they all sucked since then?

That chase was fucking garbage. All frenetic jump cuts and secondary inserts. They may as well have not wasted his time because in the end it just looks like they are hiding a ton of CGI anyways.

I stopped giving a shit about Bond “Chase Scenes” after Rémy Julienne stopped doing them.

Are we certain this isn’t Russian “humor”

Cocaine, what can’t you do?

It wouldn’t be the first time states have done that.

I had some small stroke or something. Good Catch.

I’m a pilot, a lot of them can be dicks.

Hey Indy, Burke Lakefront Airport is still alive and well here in Cleveland!

A very slow one. Polonium works quicker, just ask....a guy who’s totally not Putin.....yea....ask him.

You would be amazed. It’s complicated. IF they still had the dies and such, and IF the people trained could be found and remember what they were doing. Even then there’s a lot of “intangible” stuff that goes into a production line. Not to mention the Depleted Uranium tubs, and having to also start up a GAU-8…

It is the best we can deploy. Upgrade the avionics and you’re good to go at a fraction of the cost of the F-35. Just because it’s older doesn’t mean it’s not perfectly suited for the job. It’s slow, stable, quiet, fuel efficient, and packs a hell of a wallop very precisely. Plus the Depleted Uranium armor tub should…

And the F-16 can at least fire its gun.

No, some of it will ionize and get in your blood stream. Think lead but shiny.