michaelzaite01
Michael Zaite
michaelzaite01

In the LA Rain, in a stolen car, they still managed to drive better than this asshole.

to #4, not everyone gets to have the same days off, or work a 9-5.

You could totally make the exact same argument about the fleshlight, but it doesn’t have eyes.

Republican law makers only recognize the kinds of transexuals they either masturbate to or hire for the evening. TransMen don’t factor into that.

What’s next? We gonna let draculas vote?

Think more Buick than Lincoln and Acura.

Well yea, because you have that sweet sweet black gold.

No, that would just explain a lot.

Yeup, all he had to do was let Kojack be in front and that would be that.

Deescalation, you’re doing it wrong.

That dome cut kinda screams Cop, or at least leather sniffer rent-a-cop doesn’t it?

There was a separator in the middle there, Seems odd doesn’t it?

HAH! most of Florida is still rocking Crown Vics! That’s what happens when you don’t have state income tax!

Or drivers in florida never saw him, I think they hand out drivers licenses in cracker jack boxes there.

Ford driver then tries to force him out of his lane, first dangerous move (and illegal), and only because he felt butthurt that the motorcyclist went in front of him, then accelerated briskly when the light turned green,

Yea, these days for both safety, and so they can speck cheaper speed rated tires on the shit models. If you put 110 mph rated tires on the car, you have to limit it to 110.

Gran Turismo 5 Rubberband physics.

Especially because he splits traffic at speed a couple times. How the hell did he not walk the fusion pretty quickly?

mmmmm the lawsuits.

Yea great video on how to completely fail at deescalating a situation. Just let Son of Tor speed past you at the first light and move on with your day dingus. Trying to out accelerate him (and failing? what’s he on a CBR100?) only served to engage him.

I mean, it’s Florida, doesn’t take long for idiots to find each other. Too stupid or dysfunctional to not die in a northern winter, florida has a place for YOU.