If you see no problem with sharing personal living space with 11 other people, you’re not really a nerd.

So just like being an airline pilot, except they change the sheets in your crash pad bunk before you get there.

Why would you disable ABS or EBD, those are performance enhancers not nannies like DSC or DTC.

It’s easy, first get an ice pick or screw driver

Yea He could work for the CIA, or a political campaign, or die in a fire.

Don’t give up hope, there’s still time for him to get arrested for Fraud.

The 2 is a scooch bigger than the 1 series. it’s the E46 to the 1 series E36.

Well they certainly can’t send Orlouve anymore.

Well you can’t turn off the rev limiter if that’s what you’re asking, but yes you can turn everything off in a BMW.

Gotta keep it away from the M3/4. Same thing Porsche was doing with the Cayman and the 911.

As an owner of a 1 series. The 2 series is just prettier in every way the proportions just sort of line up better.

No, the whole interior isn’t symmetrical, why should that be? You have a Driver side and a Ballast Passenger side.

BMW is still fucking soft. That middle finger is them counting how many cars they make that aren’t limp wristed pulled punches and luxo trash.

Good, another idiotic state law that will be overturned nationally by SCOTUS. Keep it up states, you’re only digging your own graves.

*Sigh* the future is turning out kinda dumpy looking.

The Ghoul makeup has a definite GWAR vibe to it.

This looks almost Identical to any 24 Hours of LeMons event.

They’re right, I got married at age 30 and I bought my wife MULTIPLE engagement rings.

“I think I look pretty damn good [in glasses],” has suddenly changed positions.