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Michael Weyer
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YES JENKINS!

Should be SIX time nominee…

Okay, the music playing for Damon is genius.

"Ben Affleck and guest" okay, props for that.

American Crime: A show so absolutely fucking amazing, you can't believe it's on ABC.

Nimoy and Bowie were both in last year's.

Oh FUCK I cannot wait for this show…

Dammit, Grim Reaper, why did you have to curse us so badly this last year?

So I'm guessing Fisher and REynolds sharing it last.

Oh this is gonna be rough. And kudos for the bill Paxton mention.

Now if they had nominated "You're Welcome" instead…..

Dammit, was pulling for Lin-Manuel!

The opening? Remember? THREE HOURS AGO

Again, Carson hosted, he knew never to do Carnac.

Okay, I'll admit, Bardem moved by Bridges of Madison County I'd have never predicted.

It's like the band from Glee, able to play any tune!

Here he is, the ONE technical person who didn't win an Oscar for Lord of the Rings!

I will pay whatever money it takes to have Tilda Swinton play Doc Brown in a BTTF reboot.

So here's what's left:

So the Catch transforms from a cool "cat and mouse game" to basically "White Collar meets Castle?"