My nephew lives in a small Chicago suburb, and got a seat on the local parks board. As he went through his paperwork he discovered a park he had never heard of, even though he lived his entire life in the town. He looked it up and discovered a small patch of waste ground behind the municipal garage with a rusty swing…

The idea that Trump would change which commercial they would air while the show is running live seems pretty dubious.

Is that the same BBC that showed pictures of LaBron instead of Kobe?

If R Kelly got a letter smuggled into the jail, who read it to him? All the accounts I’ve heard say he’s largely illiterate.

Here’s a slightly convoluted question: if R bribed an Illinois official to give him a license for an invalid marriage, would that invalidate the supposed spousal privilege?

But this film also has a woman as its most courageous character. Marion Cottilard I believe plays the researcher who injects herself with the unproven vaccine to save time in its development.

In cases like this the guilty employee’s side is usually covered by their home insurance policy, commonly at about $300,000. What the county must pay is another case entirely.

“...packs of sperm-crazed doctors milking the balls of dead men.”

This is an old, old story, We’ve had a few cases like this in Illinois over the years. And of course, its exactly the story in this film:

The yellow tennis balls stuck on his walker were a nice touch. Somewhere a 90 year old lady is stuck on her couch wondering where her walker went.

Next up: Corbyn woulda won,

I also have an image of the Ekatoplan loaded with commandos racing across the Pacific en route to the conquest of California. Right up the moment they run smack into the Pilipino squid fishing fleet. 

It’s interesting seeing this in the same week 1) Vladimir Putin pridefully announced that Russia was ready to depl0y hypersonic missiles and 2) a fire in the only working Russian aircraft carrier, the Kutznetzov has completely laid up the vessel, perhaps for years, and at an estimated repair cost of 1.5 billion…

Do any of the court filings name the public official who provided the fake documents?

If I read the WaPo article correctly, the real, actual police were never called in on the case. If they had and the DA had cancelled prosecution, would the father have beaten the prosecutor? Why is this left in the hands of the college?

So by what percentage did he lose? Neither you nor the linked article give any figures.

Or at the very least, the fastest pander reflex.

Mayor Bloomberg, is that you?

Who exactly comprises the MJ estate? Is it simply the surviving Jackson family, or is it a consortium of his toadies, promoters and accomplices, like the concert packager who hired his quack physician?