The yellow tennis balls stuck on his walker were a nice touch. Somewhere a 90 year old lady is stuck on her couch wondering where her walker went.

Next up: Corbyn woulda won,

I also have an image of the Ekatoplan loaded with commandos racing across the Pacific en route to the conquest of California. Right up the moment they run smack into the Pilipino squid fishing fleet. 

It’s interesting seeing this in the same week 1) Vladimir Putin pridefully announced that Russia was ready to depl0y hypersonic missiles and 2) a fire in the only working Russian aircraft carrier, the Kutznetzov has completely laid up the vessel, perhaps for years, and at an estimated repair cost of 1.5 billion…

Do any of the court filings name the public official who provided the fake documents?

If I read the WaPo article correctly, the real, actual police were never called in on the case. If they had and the DA had cancelled prosecution, would the father have beaten the prosecutor? Why is this left in the hands of the college?

So by what percentage did he lose? Neither you nor the linked article give any figures.

Or at the very least, the fastest pander reflex.

Mayor Bloomberg, is that you?

Who exactly comprises the MJ estate? Is it simply the surviving Jackson family, or is it a consortium of his toadies, promoters and accomplices, like the concert packager who hired his quack physician?

Wouldn’t extending the reporting statute retroactively constitute an ex post facto law, specifically prohibited in the US Constitution?

So, did she do the special or not? 

I think we can assume safely that the 8-month old twins who burned to death in their mother’s arms were victims.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mexican-drug-cartels-vs-a-mormon-sect-behind-the-horrific-massacre-of-lebaron-american-moms-and-children?ref=scroll

Some years ago a Canadian film named Mon Oncle Antoine won the Foreign Language award. It was filmed in Quebec but was entirely in French.

You seem to think the burger they gave him lessens the sting of the lethal injection.

They’re more of an employee than an Uber driver.

I am Spartacus!

The museum at Petrified Forest National Monument has a display of apologetic letters from people who picked up a bit of fossilized wood, but returned it later. The most contrite are from little kids, written on lined notebook paper, their fuming mother obviously supervising.