I’m with you—people who go shopping and “have dinner” at Costco are the worse. Nevermind that even the most thoughtful person who moves their cart will still be in the way because this is a bulk retailer and the carts are all GIANT.

My biggest complaint about Costco, (and this is gonna be a hawt take, so prepare yourselves) is the fucking free sample cart placement. It’s always right in the middle at the beginning (or end) of the aisle, creating this huge logjam of assholes who park their cart, waddle over and cram whatever processed hot food is…