INTERNET?!? BWEEEEAAGGHHHH WHATS THAT?!?

Way to fact check, CNN.

Poor guy. Now people can do this:

I really like the taqueria near my house.

Wait...LttP2...Earthbound on VC...OH SHIT I MUST HAVE SLEPT THROUGH MY ALARM CLOCK AND DREAMED I GOT UP AND WENT TO WORK AND I'M ACTUALLY STILL AT HOME ASLEEP FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Dino Crisis?

Digital James Franco Butt

"laser"

What's wrong with manatees?

NO IN DA BROC

The real problem here is that now, Juicy Couture stores are going to be staffed by disgruntled employees who can't pretend to care about my clothing purchases or part time new hires that are to stupid to breath, let alone run a cash register efficiently. It's going to take probably an extra 15 minutes to deal with…

Did anybody expect that major corporations would sacrifice a small part of their ridiculous profits if they could fuck over the employees instead?

Wut?

WAKE UP AMERICA

What will sustain me in the harsh Texas winters?

The ridge above your eyes? and your eyebrows? Their to keep sweat from running in your eyes, because it blurs your vision and burns. That's why it's always stupid to see sweat on the camera lens in a game. WAKE UP.

Seeing as the problem with boss fights was already acknowledged by the devs as an actual problem, That fix should really be an update for current versions. Not a directors cut exclusive.

WAKE UP AMERICA

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