There was no objective asking me to replace the package in front of one house with the letter sent to the other house, inconveniencing these neighbors for a brief period long after I go home. But I don’t need to be told how to do my job. 9/10

I’m sorry House House, this is what happens when you don’t title your work, you no longer have control of what your game is called, and thus Untitled Goose Game is how it will forever be referred to, officially or not.

*honks menacingly*

Wow! Great post! iPhone 11 didn’t include:
Pointless charging gimmick
Pencil with nowhere to put it?
New cellular technology that nobody is clamoring for and .02% of the population has access to.
That one thing that apple said they’d never have on phones (is 256GB not enough??)
Ports removed generations ago
Hard hitting…

My wife and I usually eat vegan/vegetarian stuff (occasional meat), but we definitely don’t eat Impossible stuff thinking it’s healthier. We eat it because there’s less of a negative impact on the environment, and also because it prevents animals from being killed.

Less cholesterol and better for the environment, for me. (Especially given the “accidental” fires in the Amazon at the moment, the desire to reduce my beef intake and limit the incentive to clear-cut more forest is especially on my mind recently.)

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Saw Weird Al earlier this year in concert - I highly recommend everyone see him at least once.  My wife hated it but the show was amazing - production value second only to Marilyn Manson.  

Car Talk taught me the importance of accurately replicating mechanical noises when describing a problem...and I don’t think their contribution to modern dad joke technology can be understated.

I never really “got” Car Talk as a kid, much to the surprise of the adults in my life. I was a little car nut from Massachusetts, after all. And my dad loved it. But this story closes a lot of loops for me.

Just remember, don’t drive like my brother. 

I’ve certainly noticed an uptick in “SORRY IF IT’S NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT BUT-” as though being rude about being rude makes everything better.

Yesterday the guy at the counter at the little bitty liquor store I sometimes go to, and always joke around with when he’s there, complimented me on my dress. Then he stopped and said, “I’m sorry, I’m probably not supposed to say stuff like that.” I replied, “Of course you can! Everyone loves a good compliment. What…

Gonna guess you don’t have kids, so let me break it down

“He died like he lived: drifting aimlessly wherever the current took him.”

I’m just telling you how it is, no artifice or bullshit.

Thing is, in 1999 audiences left theaters satisfied, almost giddy, with Episode 1. Darth Maul was the character with the biggest impact and the climatic battle ended a 16 year light saber battle drought. It was in the years that followed that the nerd echo chamber exploded and public derision for the film came to the…

Crystal Skull.

Now I want pizza. Thanks Alan.