This was better.

I completely disagree. I want my bacon flat and crispy, as put forth in the constitution.

And yet Battlefront is still a shameful money grab riding on brand recognition, lacking anything substantive.

Its also a thing that turns lights on and off. Silly nintendo.

“Grab it by the peak.”

I’ve heard that Gloria Allred is now representing Mt. Everest in a suit against Mr. Johnson.

Must be nice to live in a solidly blue state. You probably don’t have to worry about getting shot at or run off the road for having a “Hillary” bumper sticker on your car. I wish I were using hyperbole here, but I’m not.

I did the same google search and found the following:

“A Florida man...”

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

the longest stocking cap

I love this because I imagine that he was just tossing and turning in bed seething about this and then finally leaped up, cast aside his absurdly long stocking cap, and tweeted this out before collapsing back into bed.

Jeb is a MESS

Welp, time to buy Sims 4.

Go gas powered for that effect.

Go gas powered for that effect.

I read the title as Portal 2 and got all excited for a minute.

Is it bad that I opened this article, excited for there to be new content for Portal 2 ?

Hey now, I like the Whopper. The meat is still blandish, but it’s a nice combination of sauce and veggies and the buns are great. This is nothing like that.

Burger king + tex mex = diarrhea squared.