Him and Liam Neeson.

According to their website:

Inner Thoughts: Must be a man and not cry, Must be a man and not cry, Must be a man and not cry, Must be a man and not cry.

"Oh freddled gruntbuggly,Thy micturations are to meAs plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,Or I will rend thee in the gobberwartsWith my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!"

Any show that makes me think of a Rush song is an INSTANT WIN.

THIS. This is why I love Doctor Who. I loved "The Angels Take Manhattan" not because the story was taut or well-executed, but because of how the characters live and breathe. And so, too, for "The Time of the Doctor". Charlie Jane hits it right with her summation.

One scary movie ... Jacob's Ladder

I for one am grateful for Monster's efforts in bringing Beats headphones into the world. It used to take between several seconds and a few minutes to tell someone was a complete tool. Now for a large subset of the population... merely a glance.