My buddy has an amazing idea about a Knight Rider reboot, where “Michael Knight” is just a title for the next in line. The original K.I.T.T. has grown in sentience and there is a new agent and car that carry on the mission. But at some point, the original duo has to come out of retirement. It sounds better when my…

I feel a great disturbance in the budget. As if thousands of wallets cried out in terror.

Hollywood formula:

Either and/or both.

Rattus ex Machina, amirite? 

This season has been incredible.

George Carlin said it best: “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

“The old carnival wasn’t haunted at all! It was old Man Nicol Bolas wearing a rubber mask!”

“Negan and Maggie will fall in love and get married” And give birth to the BATMAN...

I thought it was Princess Astra?

When Trump is incompetent at foreign policy, I’m terrified, but in cases like this, I’m relieved. The result of all this is that the AHCA continues in its flawed but superior to this shit way. If Trump, Pence, and Ryan can do absolutely nothing with regard to domestic policy for the next four years, I’ll be grateful.

People don’t need to be enthusiasts to ride a motorcycle. There are plenty of lightweight easy to ride bikes and scooters with automagic transmissions. If you can ride a bicycle you can ride a motorcycle, it’s not difficult. This just eliminates the need to put your feet down when stopped.

It’s okay, for what it is. The problem is that fans were expecting something like the TV equivalent of a weekly comic book, and what they got was a pretty standard action/spy show with occasional superheroes and aliens.

I am having a tough time imagining how they can draw this out into a trilogy. Jurassic World was the first movie in a long time that made me actually fall asleep in a theater (the one previous was Avatar but at least my excuse there was I was sleep deprived).

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

But you can like Shakespeare and the classics AND enjoy trashier stuff, too. Depends on your mood.

Sometimes you want to watch HAMLET V. Sometimes you want to watch THE BIG SLEEP. Or SHARKTOPUS.

My DVD collection is large; it contains multitudes. :)

“In order to get in deep enough to find these remarkable creatures, the same gigantic fans that ventilate sewers were used to dispel much of the gaseous sulphur in the air”

Planes don’t need pilots.