Although you're certainly entitled to your opinion, I'd like to answer just a couple of your criticisms.

I decided to straight-up ask Jeff King, the writer of this episode, why Simon Fraser? His answer (via Twitter): "A Vancouver nod. I liked the way it sounded spoken. And…It cleared! As every writer knows, cleared names are GOLD. SFU is one of the most beautiful campuses on the planet so it stuck with me and then the…

We absolutely LOVE this review! You brought up some insights that we hadn't thought of, and believe me, we've rehashed this episode a few times ourselves. Thanks for the interesting but weird "Simon Fraser" factoid. That is definitely an odd choice…